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Here she comes, Miss Fantasy Loser. Toss a Loser Sash Award on the last place finisher in your league and let the humiliation begin.
A night of fetching drinks while wearing this little number should hopefully motivate your league loser to bring their "A" game next season.
Shipping Info
$5 FLAT RATE ECONOMY shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days
FREE SHIPPING OVER $199 shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days
USPS PRIORITY MAIL
Priority Mail (US locations) 2-4 business days
Priority Mail (APO, AK, HI Only) 5-15 business days
Please note that we cannot GUARANTEE a delivery date from the postal service. Those rebels play by their own rules.
UPS GROUND, 2-DAY AIR, OVERNIGHT
UPS Ground (US locations) 3-7 BUSINESS DAYS depending on location. We ship from Tennessee, so the further away you are, the longer it takes - simple as that.
UPS 2 Day Air (US locations) 2 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
UPS Next Day (US locations) 1 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
**Engraved orders - Add time for processing listed above!!
CANADA ORDERS
WE CANNOT GUARANTEE DELIVERY TIMES ON CANADA ORDERS. Orders can sometimes take up to 30+ days to arrive depending on location. Once your order leaves our warehouse, there is nothing we can do to speed up the process of customs clearance. Plan ahead!
Currently all international shipments are sent via USPS International. The package will be passed off to Canada Post for final mile delivery.
If you have not placed an international order before, we strongly encourage you to contact us before placing your order (See next bullet point below)
Additional tariffs, taxes & other import fees may be due upon delivery and are the responsibility of the customer. No returns, exchanges or refunds can be processed on international orders.
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Unfortunately we recently have made the difficult decision to discontinue international shipping to all other international countries (excluding Canada).
Shipping Info
$5 FLAT RATE ECONOMY shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days
FREE SHIPPING OVER $199 shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days
USPS PRIORITY MAIL
Priority Mail (US locations) 2-4 business days
Priority Mail (APO, AK, HI Only) 5-15 business days
Please note that we cannot GUARANTEE a delivery date from the postal service. Those rebels play by their own rules.
UPS GROUND, 2-DAY AIR, OVERNIGHT
UPS Ground (US locations) 3-7 BUSINESS DAYS depending on location. We ship from Tennessee, so the further away you are, the longer it takes - simple as that.
UPS 2 Day Air (US locations) 2 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
UPS Next Day (US locations) 1 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
**Engraved orders - Add time for processing listed above!!
CANADA ORDERS
WE CANNOT GUARANTEE DELIVERY TIMES ON CANADA ORDERS. Orders can sometimes take up to 30+ days to arrive depending on location. Once your order leaves our warehouse, there is nothing we can do to speed up the process of customs clearance. Plan ahead!
Currently all international shipments are sent via USPS International. The package will be passed off to Canada Post for final mile delivery.
If you have not placed an international order before, we strongly encourage you to contact us before placing your order (See next bullet point below)
Additional tariffs, taxes & other import fees may be due upon delivery and are the responsibility of the customer. No returns, exchanges or refunds can be processed on international orders.
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Unfortunately we recently have made the difficult decision to discontinue international shipping to all other international countries (excluding Canada).
Return Policy
We want to assure you are 100% satisfied with the product you purchased, which is why we offer a 15 day return / exchange period.
- Returned / exchanged items must be in 100% resalable condition
- Timeframe begins from date of delivery
- Customer is responsible for return shipping postage
We do NOT accept returns or exchanges on any custom engraved items or any international orders. All sales of those items are final.
To initiate a return or exchange under these terms, please shoot us a message and reference your original order #.
Return Policy
We want to assure you are 100% satisfied with the product you purchased, which is why we offer a 15 day return / exchange period.
- Returned / exchanged items must be in 100% resalable condition
- Timeframe begins from date of delivery
- Customer is responsible for return shipping postage
We do NOT accept returns or exchanges on any custom engraved items or any international orders. All sales of those items are final.
To initiate a return or exchange under these terms, please shoot us a message and reference your original order #.
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- SSL certificates: All Shopify stores have an SSL certificate installed by default, which encrypts data transferred between a browser and an online store
- 128-bit SSL encryption technology: Protects customers' information during checkout
- Fraud Defender: Helps prevent fraudulent transactions in your store
- Security systems: Kept up to date
- Vulnerability checks: Website and server checks by Approved Scanning Vendors (ASVs)
- Security audits: Company security audits
- Self-assessment questionnaires (SAQs): Internet security companies appointed and recognized by the PCI standard backers
- Maintains a secure network: Regularly monitors and tests networks
- Protects cardholder data: Maintains a vulnerability management program and implements strong access control measures
- Maintains an information security policy: Provides transparency and control over personal data, ensuring compliance with global privacy and data protection laws
Secure Payment
Shopify Payments is considered one of the most secure payment processors available.All Shopify stores are Level 1 PCI DSS compliant, which means they must adhere to the strictest standards of payment data security.These standards include:
- SSL certificates: All Shopify stores have an SSL certificate installed by default, which encrypts data transferred between a browser and an online store
- 128-bit SSL encryption technology: Protects customers' information during checkout
- Fraud Defender: Helps prevent fraudulent transactions in your store
- Security systems: Kept up to date
- Vulnerability checks: Website and server checks by Approved Scanning Vendors (ASVs)
- Security audits: Company security audits
- Self-assessment questionnaires (SAQs): Internet security companies appointed and recognized by the PCI standard backers
- Maintains a secure network: Regularly monitors and tests networks
- Protects cardholder data: Maintains a vulnerability management program and implements strong access control measures
- Maintains an information security policy: Provides transparency and control over personal data, ensuring compliance with global privacy and data protection laws
